
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole admits she totally botched Parker’s camp pick-up day, while Rich shares all the chaos from his Vegas adventure with his mom and newly single brother Jimmy, who’s officially back on the market. They dig into why millennials are so stressed all the time and what lengths parents might go to in order to stop their kids from doing something risky. Rich wonders if the kids at Universal actually think the dinosaurs are real, and the crew gets into whether sharing your partner’s location is sweet... or kinda creepy. Meanwhile, Sara heads off on a girls trip and Rich gets a little butthurt, and Matt learns that trying to calm Nicole down only makes things worse. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with the friend who definitely still believes in Jurassic Park logic.
Aug 12
51 min

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich kicks things off by proudly declaring his new title as a softball champion—then immediately creates chaos and bounces, as only he can. Sara drops in with a story about "chub-chub," Nicole shares her deep hatred for post-fight apology tours, and Matt can’t stop talking in weird accents thanks to too much binge-watching. They take a nostalgic trip back to the year Rich and Nicole first met, dive way too deep into the world of underwear, and Rich has a late-night run-in that’ll ignite some arachnophobia. Oh, and Matt accidentally butt-dials his sushi order, naturally. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with someone who still remembers their MySpace password.
Aug 7
45 min

This week, Nicole shares her much-anticipated one phone call with Parker at sleepaway camp. Rich recaps a rare chill day with the family, while Keegan dives into documentaries. The crew debates which chickin’ dippin’ is king, and the village drama keeps on giving. Sara reaches new heights of awkward, and Matt somehow tops it with his own cringey moment. The hosts reflect on what's important in life, whatever happened to Botox guy, and wrap things up with some classic Rich & Nicole advice—real, funny, and probably unsolicited.
Aug 5
44 min

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole push through—glitches and all. Nicole shares a run-in with a celebrity, they discuss Happy Gilmore 2 (which they loved), and Emmy’s dentist trip. Matt’s not handling Parker’s time away at sleepaway camp too well, and Rich has some strong standards for theme parks. Nicole gets fired up over a social media post about how we are supposed to talk to kids now, and things take a weird turn when something strange shows up on Rich’s screen. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with the most dramatic person you know.
Jul 31
51 min

This week’s episode of Have Kids They Said is last week’s episode… thanks to some classic technical issues. But it’s worth the wait! Nicole hits up a Mets game and navigates peak boy humor, while Rich shares an embarrassing story involving “hummers” that he will never live down. They pay tribute to the legendary Ozzy Osbourne, spill some Morning Mashup drama, and get surprisingly real about life behind the mic. Rich checks off his weekly list, Parker’s sleepaway camp has her family spiraling, and one listener might be bringing extra drama. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share it with your most chaotic friend.
Jul 31
36 min

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich kicks things off by reminding Nicole that Parker’s still at sleepaway camp. From there, Hulk Hogan is remembered, Nicole still hasn’t seen Happy Gilmore 2, and using movie taste as a friendship test. They dive into waterpark thoughts, your kid getting in school fights, and the world of kids and social media. Oh, and in case you were wondering—hookers? Totally fine. It’s the hot nannies you’ve gotta worry about. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with your most unfiltered friend!
Jul 29
35 min

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into the hilarious chaos of travel—Rich somehow manages to leave a trail of personal items across the tri-state area, and Nicole confirms they are true friend soulmates (as if there was any doubt). They relive the gang’s unforgettable night out in NYC, debate the pros and cons of Googling yourself, and Rich shares highlights from his family vacation—along with the annoying parts about planning trips for big groups. Plus, should you mildly terrify your child to teach them a life lesson? They discuss. Mets ball drama, and the scandalous tale of the CEO and the hot affair. Don’t forget to rate, review, and tell a friend who needs a laugh today!
Jul 22
48 min

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich checks in from Atlanta where he’s living his MLB All-Star dreams, while Nicole battles a roadside McDonald’s from hell. They get into smutty stories, chip obsessions, AI-filtered faces on dating apps, and how to actually appreciate your generous friends. And Benny’s got one thing to say: “Don’t worry.”
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Jul 15
45 min

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole are in full catch-up mode as they map out Rich’s NYC visit, reminisce about their old jobs, and try to make sense of the ever-evolving chaos that is tipping culture. Nicole’s fed up with misleading Airbnbs (just say there's no AC!), and Rich opens up about some intense intrusive thoughts that have been hitting lately. They touch on the heartbreak of the Texas floods, reflect on how fast summer's slipping away, and dive into the small ways parents shape their kids—starting with tone. Oh, and Matt’s got a new nickname... and Rich still doesn’t have a “Top That.” Some things never change.
Hit play, then hit us up—we want to hear your wildest Airbnb letdowns or what your parents used to say vs. how they said it.
Jul 10
49 min

Rich and Nicole are back and diving into all the usual chaos. This week, they talk about which nicknames are condescending, vacations, and trade shots over who would survive prison longer (spoiler: it's not looking good for Rich). Nicole drops her List of the Week, Rich dishes out advice, and Keegan pulls off a sneaky little Roblox money move. They wrap it all up by answering some wild listener questions for the TFIWK!
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Jul 8
40 min
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