On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich kicks things off by proudly declaring his new title as a softball champion—then immediately creates chaos and bounces, as only he can. Sara drops in with a story about "chub-chub," Nicole shares her deep hatred for post-fight apology tours, and Matt can’t stop talking in weird accents thanks to too much binge-watching. They take a nostalgic trip back to the year Rich and Nicole first met, dive way too deep into the world of underwear, and Rich has a late-night run-in that’ll ignite some arachnophobia. Oh, and Matt accidentally butt-dials his sushi order, naturally. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with someone who still remembers their MySpace password.