2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
YMH Studios
The Audience Is Gonna Hate Us w/ Stavros Halkias & Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
1 hour 15 minutes Posted Aug 18, 2025 at 12:00 pm.
- Intro
- 2 Pigs, 1 Pen
- Catholic Guilt Vs Greek Shame
- Sexual Awakenings In Mom's Bed
- A Demeaning Offer & ChatGPT Pep Talk
- Social Media & Rage For The Gays
- Men In Women's Sports
- Zaddy Chris Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Stavros Halkias and Chris Distefano return for another sugar-fueled Summer Bears meltdown—this time with bagels, tiramisu, and enough food guilt to keep a Catholic therapist booked for years. The boys break down Chris’ ChatGPT pep talk, reminisce about Stavvy's golden toothless years, and spiral into a deep dive on Neapolitan ice cream fraud, gay NFL cheerleaders, and the politics of bagel orders. Also: Chris reveals his VO2 Max results from a flamboyant fitness coach who may or may not have called him “zaddy.”
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