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Stavros Halkias and Chris Distefano return for another sugar-fueled Summer Bears meltdown—this time with bagels, tiramisu, and enough food guilt to keep a Catholic therapist booked for years. The boys break down Chris’ ChatGPT pep talk, reminisce about Stavvy's golden toothless years, and spiral into a deep dive on Neapolitan ice cream fraud, gay NFL cheerleaders, and the politics of bagel orders. Also: Chris reveals his VO2 Max results from a flamboyant fitness coach who may or may not have called him “zaddy.”
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 302
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Chapters00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:00 - 2 Pigs, 1 Pen
00:12:45 - Catholic Guilt Vs Greek Shame
00:23:33 - Sexual Awakenings In Mom's Bed
00:30:31 - A Demeaning Offer & ChatGPT Pep Talk
00:43:50 - Social Media & Rage For The Gays
00:52:01 - Men In Women's Sports
01:00:02 - Zaddy Chris
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