Keep the initiative today. If you can move faster than the competition, that's all you have to do to win big. It may be tiring for the long haul, but you should still see good results as early as tonight.LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sometimes it's better to be lucky than smart, Charlie. You'll learn this today as good fortune puts you in the right place at the right time. You may meet someone who makes a big difference to your career. Perhaps he turns you on to a good job prospect or introduces you to someone who ends up being a business partner. Your life may change if you're open to possibilities.STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopCREDITS:Lyssa Jay as CharlieAthan as TroyLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is a remake of episode 64 of WOE.BEGONE that I originally made as a prize for completing the TryLeg ARG. Now with improved Michael Voice™!Season 18 continues next week. Thanks for playing.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, if’n that’s what you’re talkin’ about.LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 I can give you a new leg. One that never gets tired.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence, a car crash, and sudden loud action-violence noises scattered throughout. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Taylor Michaels as ChanceLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BANDCAMP: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/i-have-been-to-the-future-volume-3PATREON: https://patreon.com/woe_begoneOr listen on Spotify, Apple Music, Youtube Music, or wherever you stream music. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm already rich, Tex, 'cause I ain't ever lose.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence towards humans and crustaceans, gun violence, and a depiction of alcoholism. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Ben Rowe as Felix MikeBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Corrections are a messy, messy business.[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of graphic violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jess Syrat as FlashSteve Anzalone as EagleBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You wanted to meet the bull, Mike? Well, ya get the horns, son.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death and gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:David Ault as Outlaw TyTaylor Michaels as ChanceSTICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:WIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

God works in mysterious ways, Mike. And he lives on the moon.CREDITS:JustJenah as SkinnerPine Gonzalez as MagnoliaWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD[REDACTED] KICKSTARTER: http://theredactedunit.com/ksLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.