An excerpt from the audiobook of the Welcome to Night Vale novel, narrated by Cecil Baldwin.

Order WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE: A NOVEL: <a href="http://welcometonightvale.com">welcometonightvale.com</a>, click on books.

Music: Disparition, <a href="http://disparition.info">disparition.info</a>.

Book Cover Design: Rob Wilson, <a href="http://robwilsonwork.com">robwilsonwork.com</a>.

Produced by Night Vale Presents. Written by Joseph Fink &amp; Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: <a href="http://welcometonightvale.com">welcometonightvale.com</a>, and follow <a href="http://twitter.com/NightValeRadio">@NightValeRadio</a> on Twitter or <a href="http://facebook.com/welcometonightvale">Facebook</a>.
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71 - The Registry of Middle School Crushes

Twice-monthly community updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, where every conspiracy theory is true. Turn on your radio and hide. Never listened before? It's an ongoing radio show. Start with the current episode, and you'll catch on in no time. Or, go right to Episode 1 if you wanna binge-listen.