
When Kilner and Samantha visit a planet full of megafauna, they find a toothy surprise waiting for them...
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
CAST
Beth Crane
Rebecca Evans
Jack Carmichael
Shamini Bundell
Maddy Searle
Pip Gladwin
Laurence Owen
Sarah Rhea Werner
Vicki Baron
David Ault
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Mar 23
20 min

Hello, we're back! We're here to make a quick announcement -- and it's the one you've all been waiting for!
Just in time for our eighth anniversary, the seventh season of We Fix Space Junk is finally ready for release!
The mathematically-minded amongst you may also know it as the long-awaited Season Four, but it is, technically, the seventh season! What with Marilyn's diary, Microbytes and so on in between them.
Episode One of Season Four will be released on our Patreon feed on the 16th March, eight years after Season One, Episode One first aired.
We'll be releasing to our general feed a week later, starting on the 23rd of March! Episodes will go out biweekly, and they'll be a week earlier on our ad-free Patreon feed.
We didn't think when we first put out our first season in 2018 that we'd be where we are eight years later. It's been a wild ride and we've learned a hell of a lot in that time about writing, producing, acting and, honestly, about ourselves.
It's been a hard road, but we made it.
It's been a long time coming! We hope you enjoy the new series.
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Feb 23
1 min

Hey! I’m sure you’re all keen for some news; keep your eyes and ears open for some Space Junk Season 4 news over the next month! In the meantime, we wanted to share a trailer for a new sci-fi audio drama from Voyage Media. It’s been created by the Neese Twins, aka the producers of Netflix’s Umbrella Academy, and stars Priah Ferguson, aka the excellent Erica Sinclair in Stranger Things, as Dasha, our protagonist.
Hard Drive begins with Dasha inheriting a hard drive of her late grandfather’s memories. She begins to go through them, and as she does she uncovers a conspiracy of global proportions. It’s a mix of sci-fi, mystery, thriller and action and the first season is available to listen to right now.
Just look for HARD DRIVE, from Voyage Media, anywhere you listen to podcasts. Here's the trailer!
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Jan 27
3 min

Today we want to introduce you to How i Died, an award winning fiction podcast from Audiohm Media. The show follows Jon Spacer, a forensic pathologist with a secret ability to speak with the dead. When he takes a job in the small town of Springfield, a strange and shadowy place with an unusually high mortality rate, his abilities give him a bit more of an edge than their previous coroner.
I listened to episode one this week and really enjoyed it. I’m a big fan of Bones and other CSI-type shows, as well as enjoying supernatural crime shows so How I Died is my kind of vibe. As you might expect from a show like this, there are a lot of content warnings (listed below), but if you’re interested, listen on! This is episode 1, Shellfish.
You can find and listen to How i Died by clicking this link or by searching for How i Died on any of your favorite podcast platforms. Our thanks to How i Died for their support!
Content warnings: Death, discussion of domestic abuse, discussion of murder, discussion of suicide
SFX: power tools, dissection/autopsy
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Mar 31, 2025
29 min
![No Space Like Home: A We Fix Space Junk Festive Special! [Trailer]](https://cdn-images.podbay.fm/eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJ1cmwiOiJodHRwczovL21lZ2FwaG9uZS5pbWdpeC5uZXQvcG9kY2FzdHMvNmNjNmI5YWEtOTUzMy0xMWVlLTg2OTctZWZiMTZmOWUxYWU4L2ltYWdlL2Q0NDVlNi5wbmc_aXhsaWI9cmFpbHMtNC4zLjEmbWF4LXc9MzAwMCZtYXgtaD0zMDAwJmZpdD1jcm9wJmF1dG89Zm9ybWF0LGNvbXByZXNzIiwiZmFsbGJhY2siOiJodHRwczovL2lzMS1zc2wubXpzdGF0aWMuY29tL2ltYWdlL3RodW1iL1BvZGNhc3RzMjIxL3Y0LzA4LzVjLzUwLzA4NWM1MDc0LWU3Y2YtODIyYS1iMzU5LTZkZjFhY2UzNTBmMy9temFfMTM1NjczNjUyOTM5MTA5MzA3ODcuanBlZy82MDB4NjAwYmIuanBnIn0.M_gb4CQQJYGjvT67CzCZg_QaJinjWkImHgLnTM28XIk.jpg?width=200&height=200)
After a run-in with an unexpected asteroid field in Canis-S, Samantha and Kilner find themselves stranded on an unknown planet, the wreckage of their ship strewn for miles. Will they ever make it to the Green Zone and find the Grand Engineer, the only person capable of fixing their ship?
Recorded live at London Podcast Festival!
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STARRING
Rebecca Evans
Beth Crane
Jack Carmichael
Alexander Danner
Jeff Van Dreasen
Cat Blackard
James Carney
Hedley Knights
Vicki Baron
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Dec 7, 2023
1 min

A little message from Sponsor Bot; they were very excited to record it for you all!
Merry Brucemas one and all!
To buy our Hanukkah episode, you can visit our GumRoad page or join our Patreon!
We Fix Space Junk will be back next year - we'll be recording again in January!
Thank you all so much for listening!
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Dec 25, 2022
9 min

When Kilner and Samantha are sent to a dead planet to decommission a troublesome trashbot, they find a little more danger than they were expecting...
This year's We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special is now live! Free to our Patrons and available to buy on our GumRoad page!
STARRING
Beth Crane
Rebecca Evans
Jack Carmichael
Pip Gladwin
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Oct 20, 2022
1 min

It's our annual Brucemas mini episode!
This special festive episode follows Samantha and Kilner as they give a lift to a neurotic tree.
Stay safe and whether you're celebrating or not we hope you have a good festive season!
Merry Brucemas!
You can find the episode transcript here.
CAST
Rebecca Evans
Beth Crane
Jack Carmichael
Jen Sugden
Our full Brucemas Special, "The Levelling Feast", is available to buy now, along with all of our other festive specials on our Gumroad page!
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
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Dec 24, 2021
14 min

This year is a very special year for Marilyn. It’s her first time at home on Gontano during the festive season. But before she can relax and enjoy herself, she has a feast to plan! It's a traditional meeting for all of the leaders of Gontano and it has to be just right. And Marilyn’s discovering that getting things right… isn’t that easy.
The Levelling Feast, our first Marilyn’s Diary Brucemas Special, is available to pre-order now on our GumRoad, and will also be released to all of our patrons. For more details, visit battlebird.productions!
STARRING
FRANCESCA MINTOWT-CZYZ
KRISTI BOULTON
CHRIS SUGDEN
PIP GLADWIN
HEDLEY KNIGHTS
BETH CRANE
LAYLA KATIB
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Dec 19, 2021
2 min

It's here! Our Halloween Special, A Series of Spooky Space Tales, is out now on our Gumroad page (wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com/l/spookyspacetales) and is free to all of our wonderful Patrons! To support us on Patreon, visit www.patreon.com/BattleBirdProd.
Our other Halloween Specials are also on Gumroad at wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com!
When Kilner, Samantha, DAX, Jault and Haroldson find themselves stranded on a planet overnight, they can think of nothing better than telling a few spooky tales...
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Oct 31, 2021
1 min
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