"The professional drinkers don't count; their wives count."

"I'm like a donkey with a pack on trotting around the landscape."

"It's like a packing house out here, there should be hams hanging from hooks."

We're well on our way to one of the all-time great Greg Cote performances. And yeah, okay, Zas said the thing about Jeter, but who cares? Semantics.

Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony.

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