"The Miami Dolphins are going to release Tua Tagovailoa. No trade partner. Put it on the bottom line. That's a report. Props to Zaslow."

Dan's not here, so we're talkin' 'pit hair pokin' out of your basketball jersey, Tony's vibrator, the problem with left-handed QBs, and The Custodians' individual relationships with Brian Windhorst. Also, your old pal Dave Dameshek sent Zaslow a Slack at 11 p.m. EST. Is that too late to send someone a text message?

Today's cast: Zaslow, Dameshek, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony.

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