Normally, we'd have a quote to start this description, but there were so many incredible statements uttered by our reluctant love guru, Greg Cote, that we're just going to list them below:

"The word 'romance' begins with the letters 'R, E.' At the heart of the name 'Greg' are the letters 'R, E.'"

"I'm gonna be coming strong."

"Sex is too serious, let's have a little fun."

"Sincerity is overrated in the boudoir."

"Nobody finishes like me."

Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Chris, Jeremy, and Tony.

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