"ANYONE THAT HAS BEEN FOLLOWING LEBRON JAMES FOR A QUARTER CENTURY THAT THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO ANNOUNCE HIS RETIREMENT OR RETIREMENT TOUR ON A TUESDAY AT NOON, IS A MORON."

Good gift-giver Nick Wright joins the show to talk news fakin', hand shakin', and All-Star Game makin'. Dan and Nick make a bet that will likely result in the Shipping Container losing their bonuses for the year.

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