I’m a soccer player for AC Milan, the soccer club in Italy. I think next to playing professional soccer, listening to this podcast is the greatest thing that a man can do. These three buffoons are so stupid and talk about stupid stuff for a living, but it’s great. A-lot of players listen to rap or hip hop to prep for games, but yes, I am guilty of popping on the air pods and listening to the show. Keep up the good work! Christian Pulisic

Started listening to the show in the car when I was beginning high school with my dad and siblings. Eventually began listening to the spitballers on my own to make sure I didn’t miss an episode, now family conversations frequently start with “have you listened to the new episode yet” to make sure we don’t spoil it for each other! You guys have got me through endless activities like bus rides to high school sporting events, bike rides, cross country car trips, airplane flights, cleaning days, marathon training, and med school applications. Thanks for always being there to bring a smile to our faces and to distract us from the toils of life! Keep up the great work!

Best podcast! I have been looking for a comedy podcast that doesn’t have the foul language that other comedy shows do. Between Mike, Andy and Jason “Jim Gaffigan” love it. I tell everyone to listen. 5 stars well deserved! P.S, is it just me or does Jason sound like Jim Gaffigan?

Love the show and you guys but the overabundance of AI searching and automatically believing without question has gotten quite annoying And Jason’s lack of enthusiasm and wishing for the scats demise. Whether a bit or not it really puts a damper on the beginning

Would you rather have to talk like you text or text like you talk

Top notch toilet humor. Mediocre scatting. And epic Battle Royals. 👍👍

If you have to pee and are thirsty at the same time, which do you do first? Assume both options are equidistant.

Airport battle Royale

You guys should do a segment where all three of you come up out find a joke and the segment would be called “Joke Of The Day.”

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This show is basically the best way to spend an hour that’s available. I have been listening to the shows in reverse and going back to the Liar Liar episodes before you beat Owl, the hope in your voice every time knowing the sad truth is comedy gold.

Long time listener of footballers, been listening to spitballers for bout a year now and love the clean dad humor provided. For the last couple months I’ve gone back and listened to the show from the beginning. I just got to the the first episode of 2020 where at the end of the episode Jason yells “2020 is going to be awesome”. Just wanted to take a moment to say that didn’t age well… keep up the good work love both shows.

Great podcast it always gets me through the long hot hours of mowing the lawn in the summer though I came near death while listening to you guys talk about ice cream as I mow the lawn in 95 degree heat.

Like draft best rides at santa cruz, great america or six flags

Don’t stop doing what you do. Life is busy and stressful, but this podcast provides us so much laughter and knowledge. How else would I know about the Great Bean-Off?! I hope you continue for years to come. This podcast has been the necessary break i need throughout my week. Thank you for great content and for filling my commute with laughter!

5 stars

I am a long time listener of the fantasy footballers and Spitballers podcasts. I felt compelled to write another review after laughing hysterically yesterday on a walk by myself in the neighborhood listening to Andy argue that a bear’s front legs become arms when it stands up. People must’ve thought I was insane I was cackling so hard. I honestly want to thank Andy, Mike, and Jason for doing what they do. I am in healthcare and these shows were welcome distractions during the pandemic. I have life altering chronic pain after an accident eight years ago and the only thing that helps it is walking for a long time everyday. I am not sure I ever would have discovered this if I didn’t have the fantasy footballers and Spitballers podcasts as my built-in incentive to get out and do it every single day. Thank you guys for having a genuinely positive impact on my life.

This show is the best podcast EVER I love listening to this show any time I can it is so fun to try and find out why you are so dumb sometimes you guys are bonkers keep it up!! Super Bowl and Mount Rushmore of actors

I laugh so hard every episode. Your podcast is the GOAT. I could never think of a better podcast!!!

Can you do more is this really life? It’s my dad’s favorite thing that you guys do! You guys are awesome! Me and my dad listen to this show together and we laugh so hard in the car rides!

Love the show long time listener, but I wanna say in your last episode you totally missed the benefit of a %50 stronger leg…. You would have the ability to have one of the strongest legs in the world if you wanted…. Why not NFL kicker?…. You are the Footballers… haha

You guys are, perhaps, the most wonderfully distracting part of my life, and it’s great keep up the good work. Also, If you each got to pick a superpower for the other two people at the table, what powers would you give them?

You have to be stung by a bee every day bitten by a dog every day or else you die ps I meant a five star I accidentally pressed one star

This podcast is the greatest thing that I’ve ever discovered these three bafoons are so funny, charming, stupid and yet brilliant guys keep on keeping on

Footballer to Spitballer here. These 3 buffoons make anything you’re up to, better. Mundane? More like FUNdane. Some episodes I’ve listened to various times, as I have many downloaded. Whether you’re listening for the first time, 2nd, or 3rd, these guys keep you entertained.

I love this podcast so much, and have easily listened to over 1,000 hours of it. I was wondering if you guys would want to do a worst things to replace toilet paper with draft in the future. ( if you also want this draft, let them know too) and I also agree with darthdarfy that PLEASE DO NOT REPEAT QUESTIONS especially if your answers are the same. More battle royals too. Thanks so much for all the great laughs, I’m so great full. Keep it up!

Literally almost had a car accident laughing during the last episode. A single cheek, really? Seriously thanks for the laughs!

Stop repeating questions in new episodes!!!! Do a fictional weapons battle royale draft! Also do a rudest things draft! Or a US presidents battle royale! For Would You Rather, you should do would you rather be able to use your middle and pointer fingers as scissors or use your pointer finger as a pencil.

How have you guys not drafted the best flag football team to the death? Qb, Wr, Rb, Te… in the coliseum of death!!!

this is the greatest podcast ive listened to! you should do a perfect burger draft.

I stumbled upon this podcast on Spotify and since then I have switched over to apple podcasts and listened to almost all of the episodes within a 3 month period. This podcast makes my day every day and is the best thing every Monday. Thank you so much for giving me this happiness and laughter so hard my family gets worried. Thanks and keep making more episodes!

I am an office Stan. Love the show. Rewatch it more times than I can count. The same things can be said for the spitballers podcast. It is always my go to. I am constantly rewatching episodes. This is hands down, without question, the greatest podcast of all time.

Me and my mom and dad used to use this to help me on our 1 day trip from Louisiana to pigeon forge in Tennessee. I loved it so much because y’all make me laugh. My dad went on my podcasts on my phone and added it and then i got a speaker to put in my bathroom to listen to y’all. I really like how you say the funnest thing in the title like the balding consolation. Please make a scat where some one just says “boo I’m here.

These guys are funny-ish. Heard about them from another podcast. If they are as stupid as they sound, it makes me sad. If they’re pretending to be stupid for jokes, it also makes me sad. You can know things and still be funny. I have a teenage boy, his bros come by, especially as older teenagers, eating all my food. They are smarter than this but funnier.

Andy, Mike and Jason are some of the best human/geniuses of all time. You three make Mondays 1000 times better. You have not only changed the world or the universe but existence it’s self keep up the great work guys.

Love the show, guys. Very weird how much you talk about Elon Musk. 3 grown men idolizing another man this much is really weird. Plz stop or step out of the closet.

Great show 10/10. There is nothing more inspiring than when a fa-I mean heavier guy injures himself while he is sitting at a table because this means that I can truly be and do everything. Even if a certain someone’s food takes are way off, it makes this show that much better. The dynamic between Andy, Mike, Jason, and dare I say the producers is perfect. I do not think it is physically possible to have a better comedy podcast than the Spitballers Podcast, despite the fact that the hosts are complete and utter buffoons, like the intro says. Also, I have had popcorn with some flavacol in it, and Jason must’ve faded WAY too much into his popcorn. Would you rather question below: In a world where everyone has superpowers, would you rather have the power to mimic any power that someone you know possess, or the abilities of Superman and Magneto combined. Draft idea below: American Gladiator winners battle royal

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This is my 11 year old’s favorite show. Does he ask to listen to the “Fantasy Footballers” every time, then get frustrated when I start an episode? Yes. Do I change it after I get a laugh from it? Also, yes. We drove from VA to Boston & had to listen to it the whole time. That’s 10 hours, since you don’t know where things on the East coast are. 🤪🤣 Seriously, keep up the good work.

Clean comedy has to be very difficult to pull off in the modern day but the Spitballers make it look easy!! Great distraction from reality! Brings me happiness and laughter a plenty!

If I could explain this podcast in one word it would be: everything Please do a draft about best cities

I was listening to the spit hits for today and there is one more difference between pastas; the textures!!!

Would you rather always be to hot or always be to hot (Cold -10) (hot 200)

Meesa listen to the Spitballers many day. Meesa alllllways laugh out loud, okie day? The Spitballers bring peace to the Gungan City.

I listen to these guys every day, and every one else in the house looks at me with weird looks because of how hard I’m laughing when I’m listening to this podcast. And they would to if they listened. One night I listened to an episode about Jason going to the amusement park and how he was kicked off a ride because of his size. I couldn’t stop laughing, tears in my eyes. 10/10

Would you rather burn to death of freeze to death?Would you rather fall in a pit of spiders or a pit of snakes?

I have no words for how good these guys are. They make you feel like you are a part of their little group of 3! They’re genuinely funny not to mention clean which is hard to find. If I want to get a boost of happiness these guys have my back every time with their antics. Keep spitballing :) Situation room idea Mike Tyson has gone rogue and is trying to kill you. He is a 5 hour flight away and will come for you via any means necessary starting now. He has a gps of your exact location which lasts for 5 days and then he will give up trying to find you. What do you do to escape and do you think you will survive?

This podcast is not meant to be listened to in the car. It is not meant to be listened to while working out. It requires full concentration to even begin to comprehend the sophistication and layered humor these three knowledgable hosts set forth. Even after my tenth time through the episodes, most of the jokes and references go over my head. I recommend leaving the rest of the day open when you listen to the spitballers to allow time to process the many complex emotions you will surely be experiencing. This should only be played in the finest art house theaters. Five stars, good sirs. Five stars.

After you won a bet with your local wizard he agrees to give you the power of any fictional character of your choosing but when he was saying the spell he messsed it up and now you get the opposite abilities of the character you cheese who do you cheese and why?

Would you rather have a lot of a little, or a little of a lot?