Today we wonder if storks deliver baby romaine and if we are ladies who lunch. We're tossed in a teapot as we get punk'd and go down gossip column rabbit holes before The Return of Mrs Cubbison. Finally, M & M both invoke outrage with their opinions and abysmal movie knowledge.<a href="https://spilled-milk.simplecast.com/episodes/episode-531-caesar-salad/transcript">Transcript</a><a href="https://jcpeats.com/recipes/ina-gartens-caesar-dressing/">Ina Garten’s dressing recipe</a><a href="https://www.seriouseats.com/the-best-caesar-salad-recipe">Kenji Lopez Alt’s recipe on Serious Eats</a>Matthew's Now but Wow! - <a href="https://bookshop.org/books/silent-parade-9781250624819/9781250624819">Silent Parade</a>, Keigo Higashino
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Episode 532: Cooking Smells

Every week on Spilled Milk, writers/comedians Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton start with a food-related topic, from apples to winter squash, and run with it as far as they can go—and, regrettably, sometimes further.