Rude Tales of Magic
Rude Tales of Magic
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In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.
Short Times at Pixie High
We turn back the page, and with the combined power of storytelling and Hollywood de-aging CGI, we tell a formative tale from Lemon's youth? Will it somehow inform their modern race through the hospital to escape the Light Eater? Wouldn't that be something...
Aug 5
48 min
The Bounty Becomes the Hunted (With Special Guests the Fool's Gold Crew!)
Just as our heroes reunite with Lemon, they find themselves targeted by three deadly Bounty Hunters (Dingo, Felix Irnich, and Avery Howett) with a certain piece of special jewelry in their sights! Hope it's not that ring Paris is especially fond of...
Jul 22
1 hr 8 min
Emergency Room Family Reunion
Our party finally arrives at the strange and twisted hospital of Cruncho. Surely madness won't await them inside? Ok, ok, IF madness awaits inside, surely a reunion with a friend and *gulp* family member won't also await them inside?? AND RIDDLES??? HAVE YOU PUT EVERYTHING IN THIS EPISODE, SIR?
Jul 8
58 min
Conclave (2025)
A death. Smoke. A return. An Election.
Jun 24
1 hr 12 min
Silence is Golden
Jun 10
57 min
A Chocolate, if You Can Keep It
Nothing wrong with being an impressionable young lad, I say! Unless, of course, you run into some... bad influences.
May 27
1 hr 6 min
"Oh, Brother!"
WARNING: This Episode Contains Spoilers for the 2013 Novel The Goldfinch, by Donna Tartt.
May 13
45 min
Boat Funeral!
Our heroes say goodbye to some fallen friends, but in the twisted world of Nethermurk? They've never even heard of a bereavement policy, friend. That's right, the gang finds themselves in Diatopolis- the beating, evil heart of the enemy. But could it also be...more?
Apr 29
55 min
Rodents & Chivalry
A warrior squirrel. A wily old hare. An intrepid little mole. A skunk monk (skmonk). Join the cast of Rude Tales of Magic as we play a riotous round of that classic TTRPG, "Rodents and Chivalry🛡️!"
Apr 22
1 hr 43 min
Listen to This Podcast to See if You're an Introvert!
Studio Ghibli and the creature known only as Ranger lead their flock of spider children on a relentless pursuit of Agrigenta and Fingerdale. Hi, new listeners! Hope that synopsis was straightforward for you!
Apr 15
1 hr 12 min
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