Oh my god what a week. But we're here to sooth your spirits by finding out what national pizza chains have been tweeting about, and also to figure out for ourselves what mood we're going for.

Suggested talking points: Ted Cruz Christmas Carol, Viking Slumber, Cactus Bread, Rent-A-Child.

To call your representatives and get stuff done: 5calls.org

Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter