You’re a winner with our JACKPOT of an episode, featuring wild stream-of-consciousness stories about destroying microwaves, horny lattes, BYOP (bring your own parmesan), and a bonus update to Justin’s suppository adventure. Suggested talking points: Her-merroids, Marcel Sweetcheeks, The Peristaltic Foreman, Cheezing Fee, Did You Creamy?, You Can't Add Awoogas World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

It’s your favorite podcast with the most respectable brothers! Why, yes, we do look bigger and beard-ier today, almost like football players, thank you for noticing. Oh, you like our bracelets? They’re made of wives. Stay tuned for Travis’s special album announcement, which is fully unrelated to that other one you may have heard about! Suggested talking points: Make it Not a Number, Gotta Juggle Those Donuts, Cannot See Us Without Microscopy, Bookazines, I Want to Think About Tooth Stuff, Be Nice About My Boyfriend's Podcast, For the Eyes You Pay Extra, Altar-Callback World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Live from frisbee-flinging St. Paul, we’ve got all our best tips and tricks for all aspects of your life! Yes, any piece of advice here can be applied to the universal problems you or anyone might be facing! Problems like a breakfast-less pantry, what to do when your boss’ butt is on TV, or how to present thirty pinball machines, we have the answers for you! Suggested talking points: French That Ace, You Can Laugh Whenever You Want, Finfluencer, Real Human Buttskin, JK J Jonah Jameson Simmons, 2-Factor Authentication Poop World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Welcome, welcome! May we interest you a lovely Charlugerie board? It includes a variety of tasteful jokes to be enjoyed in pairings, as well as a stinky cheese that you need to justify eating, a brand-new McElroy cousin, and over here is a delectable back full of allergy stickers. Suggested talking points: Gordo the Slime Angel, Sky-Rizzy Arc, Sin Cheese, Fiber Min-Maxxing World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

What’s up, console cowboys, we’ve got a new brain dance from the McElFreaks! Live from Sacramento, we’re jacking in to the system to talk about turtle-on-turtle action, the Entourage multiverse, and ghost cats. Suggested talking points: Pockets of a Small Boy, Ask the Plane to Make a Special Stop, Travitas, The Ariroboros Theory, Little Scary Doll Song, Ghost Gap Year Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

We'll be the ones brave enough to say it: Donkey Kong's office behavior is unprofessional, and James shouldn't be bringing that energy to the workplace. This week we're helping you through all sorts of sticky situations, including deflecting your barber's house pig soft sell, disguising your flatulent footwear, and literally begging a flight attendant to let you go to the bathroom. Suggested talking points: James Kong, Bad Pigs Only, That’s Life, Lazlo’s Hierarchy of Needs, Empty Unglazed Shell, I Left My Wallet in California Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

Live, ten minutes from Disneyland at the Grove Theater, we're bringing class and superhero merch to answer California's most pressing questions about friends and nemeses, good neighbors, and drawing photorealistic pictures. Why do you need to know what we look like? Suggested talking points: Scoop of Papa, The Enthusiastic Yelp of a Power Washer, OGG Farts, Pirate Radio Snack Wraps, Scareacter, Next Iteration of Mess Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

We’ve gotten chosen to participate in some extreme versions of children’s playground games. But not the stuff you’re used to, like licking wafers. We’re talking games like zoo jogging, wing sauce mixology, and sneaking into Baskin Robbins after dark. Suggested talking points: Squid Game Den Mom, Deadly Cornhole, Five Nights at Louvries, Sydney Sweeney Todd, Gesticulatory Excitement Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

Set your calendar back three to five minutes for a show about giving advice . . . to ourselves? We're learning how to eat lollipops non-seductively, order pizza for adults, and how to do a stealth Stamps advertisement. Suggested talking points: What if a Buttcheek Comes Out, Pluck Out the Energy, One Bigger Ladder, MOPS: Mushroom, Onion, Pepperoni, Sausage Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

We crawled out of the Other Worlds to bring you this show LIVE from Columbus, OH. It's a weird and wonderful show full of colorful mascots, colorful gyms, mysterious flesh wounds, and Travis giving actually very good advice that fixes everything. Suggested taking points: Alien Shit for Big Boys to Swing On, Late-Stage Beatle, Blood-Emitting Sections of the Body, Incognito Gnome, Scuber Mascot Madness slides: https://www.themcelroy.family/content/uploads/2025/06/Mascot-Madness_-University-Edition.pdf Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/