In today’s episode, Rich and Nicole have a sad announcement to make. But fear not, for there are many funny and lighthearted updates to share in the aftermath: As Rich enters his juice cleanse era, he is asking that the Village Bitches please refrain from [playfully] fat-shaming him any longer. Meanwhile, Nicole is displeased with both of her kids: her daughter Parker uttered the words “nipple piercings” out loud on the train, while her son Keegan decided to pee in a bucket during a visit with a friend. In other related news, Rich is navigating his children being picky eaters and has turned to Instagram for some hilariously unrealistic advice. Lastly, after binge-watching the latest of Netflix’s trashy reality dating shows, Nicole and Rich wonder whether they could predict who their partners would cheat on them with.