This podcast is the best thing that has happened to me. I listen to it when I’m cleaning, driving, and generally all the time. I also now always remember sneezing is never normal, have discovered an interest in afc Wimbledon (I already was into mars) and as of today, use COCKBLARNET as an exclamation of frustration. So, in short, this podcast should be listened too by everyone.

Deeply believe you should take a break for whatever reason, and still, so glad you’re back for weekly episodes.

If I listen to this podcast too much I loose a few brain cells. HOWEVER many times it’s so funny and literally Thee Best.

Ima teen so I totally know what I’m talking about. 😎 I love this pod and I’m constantly checking for new episodes!! Oh and yeah your right episodes 21-23 are def missing Also, Hank! The new factor ad is 🔥🔥🔥

I don’t really care about the mars and AFC Wimbledon stuff, but I could listen to y’all talk about ant weddings for hours 😄

see title. is it intentional? anyway, love the pod.

100% my favorite podcast of all time! And believe me I’m OG listening to podcasts in the 90s? And 00s! Take that this American life! Not really you’re still awesome Mr glass (can’t wait to buy tickets to your comedy in Pittsburgh) thankfully I don’t have to ever know if i literally would have killed myself during Covid 19 because I never even got close thanks to dear John and Hank. John John (not a leprechaun) lee Founder of CLOHNART

This pod makes me so happy, and keeps me alive through all my family road trips. Thanks for all you do! 😊

Been here for a long time! Love the comedy and advice!

My parents are nerd fighters so I grew up as one too. It’s truly an amazing thing to be apart of. My librarian is a nerd fighter and she is incredible. I converted one of my best friends to being a nerd fighter too. She loves y’all as well and has listened to a significant portion of your podcast in the last 4 months she’s known about it. I listen to this podcast while I sleep like many others and it’s truly fascinating because I wasn’t aware I could experience so many different emotions while bordering consciousness up till now. One moment you can talk about depression and the next you can talk about motivational Tetris. I’m yapping but point is, you guys are incredible. You do incredible things. I love you two!

This is my favorite podcast! And if someone wants to know what podcast to listen to THIS IS THE ONE!!!

I’m a little older than the brothers but I sure want them each to be my dad. That’s how great and cool I think they are.

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I’ve been a nerdfighter since 2007, and this podcast along with their videos is single-handedly what gets me through the week. It’s a scary world out there, but these two have always helped me process the chaos and have a good laugh while doing so. Episodes keep you on your toes as topics jump from hilarious obscurity to deeply philosophical within the same breath. Truly a grand time. Thank you to the Green brothers for never forgetting to be awesome 💜

While the world often seems to be a dumpster fire, this is a podcast that brings a breath of fresh air.

Good pod yum

At 30:49, Hank’s voice sounds autotuned. As there was no song, I’m assuming he can mimic that kind of modulation. Can he do it at will? 🧐 Love the show!

I've been deep into the content made by these brothers since 2012. It pains me a bit to say this, but they've lost it. I feel like they barely make sense anymore. I'm sorry. It's not me, it's you. Maybe it is me. But they're definitely not helping.

I’ve been a nerd fighter since 2019 (these two literally got me through Covid) and when I found out they had a podcast I was so excited! The humor that I’ve grown to love is unchanged and still witty and intelligent like always. I 100% recommend especially if you like witty banter and great dad jokes.

As a fellow Christian I LOVE when you discuss your viewpoints on God. Can we have a three hour long armchair theology podcast of you both just discussing your opinions on morality please?! Praying for you both.

This podcast is a glimmer of light in an often upside down world- It’s smart, weird, and oddly comforting. Hanging out with Hank and John means you’ll accidentally learn things in the most fun, random way possible. These guys never run out of things to say, and I’m never sure where it’s going—but somehow, by the end, they tie it all together and leave me with… I don’t know, hope? Inspiration? Whatever it is, it’s worth the listen.

I really love this podcast I hope you read these I love the book looking for Alaska I also have Everything is tuberculosis io pre order and I'm hopeing to get it soon

I always listen to this podcast when I sleep, it’s so funny and always random which is great! I like the episodes where it is just you two with no guests or anything because you guys are just a lot funnier to me! I also love hearing how things are going on Mars and Wimbledon! (I’m still not ever going to call it Dear John and Hank) Remember not to sneeze, stay crabulose and- OH MY GOD ITS BURNING!!!

This is the best ever I just started watching and I love it so much 🩷🩷🩷❤️❤️🩷🩷❤️🩷🩷❤️🩷🩷❤️

I don’t really care about Mars or AFC Wimbledon but I would happily listen to these two talk about teaspoons for an hour.

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Dear Hank and John I hope u read this because I’m 13 and I love to listen to ur podcast I makes me happy I love u guys keep up the hard work and keep me updated on afc wimbolton. I probably didn’t spell that correctly but it’s fine Love u guys

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. A nurse asks them what their blood types are. The rabbit replies, “I’m not sure, but I think I’m a type O.” (Type O. Typo. Get it?) Put 🐰 at the end of your review if you liked the joke!

I enjoy listening to Dear Hank and John because it somehow manages to both incalculably increase my anxiety AND make me laugh. And really, I suppose that’s the point of life.

Literally the best podcast I have ever listened to in my whole life. Love love love. Ahhhhhh. Also can I just say that Hank and John green have the best laughs?????

I started listening to this podcast about a year ago and have listened to every episode; Hank and John have done a remarkable job creating a wonderful mix of lighthearted humor and thought provoking discussion and I honestly cannot speak enough to how much their work means to me. Give this podcast a listen if you haven’t already.

Gawd. This podcast is the most beautiful thing to ever grace this earth. Yeah. I love it. Thank you my men Hank and John for providing.

Quirky laugh out loud humor, wacky science (and soccer???) facts, plus two brothers who love each other & are trying to make the world better.

This is an amazing g podcast I’ve been listening for the past 2 months and I love it. As I teen I struggle to find good podcasts that I treat me that are still PG. 👍

The hosts are pretty entertaining, but I can’t stomach how much they talk about their primary sponsor. Keep the ads, commercials, and sponsors separate from the rest of the content. Don’t just spring it on us in the middle of a conversation. What even is their sponsor? Something to do with tennis? I’m not looking it up, just unfollowing.

This podcast is amazing for people who like to know random things, and interesting things! Highly recommend!

John & Hank aren’t just my favorite brothers on the internet, they are two of my favorites individually as well. At this point, I’d consume any content they produce. Love you guys! Keep it up!

My very favorite podcast by far. I have listened to every episode and wish for more.

-raccoons about humans

This podcast is both engaging, relaxing, and incredibly funny. When I get stressed out I listen to this podcast and it calms my nerves. The questions they answer are always funny and thought prevoking, I have learned so much. I am constantly binging the episodes and have probably listened to over 100 in the 3 months I have know about it. I have always been a fan of the Green brothers, but now more than ever.

Episode 400 features one of the most prescient, yet timeless, sentiments I’ve ever heard expressed: “to hold, at the same time, a sense of the need to hope, and a sense of the futility of effort.” Whether it’s discussing the conflicting inner thoughts of cats, or finding new ways to face the world, day by day, the Brothers Green bring their all to create a space of refuge and joy in this crazy world. Being a person is hard, and any advice given in good faith—serious or dubious—is welcome. Thanks for being here, week after week.

John and Hank are two of my favorite commute companions. After years of Vlogbrother viewership, listening to them attempt to stay on topic while answering listener questions, crack each other up, share the news about Mars and AFC Wimbledon, process current events and their own lives is a delight. Also, cannot wait to read Everything is Tuberculosis (There’s truly no way it could be bad, John. We’ve all enjoyed your shortform videos about it.), and small snack pretzels are the bane of my existence (thank you, Hank.). Thank you both for building another doorway into your family and inviting us all in for a visit. DFTBA, Laura

A top podcast, even! -Alice, 16

snotty little crapburger is a top teir podcast episode go red deacons 💪

i love this❤️ i hate waiting a month for each episode tho 😭😭😭😭

My best friend is a absolute nerd warrior and I understand very little of the world I am forced to exist in, yet listening to this pod helps me fact check the book I am writing about dark matter and the spaces in between, the complexity of being in a corporal form, and the inner workings of the child mind(but fantasy of course) and everything else that is smart in there. Congrats on being a top podcast -A teen

Top podcast - A teen

3 years later and i still think about them…

A top podcast for teens. Of course.

I love this podcast and I look forward to each of episodes every other week. Thank you - A teen