Worst/funniest movie I’ve ever watched. Perfect Cinephobe movie

Love the tension.

It’s hilarious.

So many serious movie podcasts, love how much fun this one is

What bingo gave this podcast a one star?!?

Go back to Jaws 3, you fools! It has it all: depressing special effects, incomprehensible dialogue, and bizarre human mating rituals.

It’s been weeks with no sign of the recap of Andor 10, 11 & 12. Sure the NBA playoffs overlapped with Andor, but c’mon - there are hundreds of people yapping about the NBA, but an only select few providing quality analysis of Andor. Give us a quick overview of the final arc - followed by a comprehensive series recap and you get to keep this 5 star rating. Deal????

I have been ever so faithful to the Darth Amin, so limited to find fun and critical views, and just wanted to hear 10-12 of Andor while cutting grass. Lame while dizzying with anticipation because those episodes are the most crucial.

It was his attitude

Thanks for keeping it going. Love it!

The DMX-Jet Li combination we all need. Don’t miss the credits.

With hundreds of episodes, I can always find movies I've seen or check out a CT5.

Found this pod looking for a review of ballistic: ecks vs sever and I wasn’t disappointed by my discovery. Most recently listened to the newest rocky 5 episode and many times had to take a laugh break while working. At this point, I’ve listened to a hand full of episodes of my guilty pleasure movies these guys have reviewed and I’m officially hooked. Another so bad it’s good movie I hope to see reviewed someday is Torque (2004) with a rocking 22% on RT.

Show is great. You can listen to any episode whenever you want. Horrible Bosses 2 and Semi-Pro were amazing episodes. Probably listened to them 5 times a piece. Recommendation: Malibu's Most Wanted The Dilemma 13th Warrior Congo

Drunk Amin is the best Amin. Need to watch Gymkata perfect for the pod.

“I laughed so hard I cried”. Same note too bro!! Tears streaming regularly during this podcast. So much better than most of the movies they review.

I just scrolled though the entire 264 episodes and I cannot believe you haven’t review “Chronicles of Riddick”. Sorry it is currently only a rental (3.99) It is. Ridiculous movie but it is art!!!

Back to normal, never misses

A Good Old Fashioned Orgy. Available on Netflix as of April 2025. Jason Sudeikis, Nick Kroll, Dave Koechner, and Lake BELL!

But…pod has been mid since Amin got all woke. I mean, grow up bro. Stay golden phony boy

I love this pod. I get excited when they pick movies I love or haven’t seen since childhood, but they just did a format change on episode 250 and it was so hard to listen to. I just couldn’t engage with it at all and was lost throughout the 2 HR runtime despite having just watched the movie minutes prior.

12% enough said

Please dear god, by all that is holy, please let one of Amin’s two movies to be below 40%.

Maybe the best pod on meadowlark. Don’t tell Dan or Skipper. Edit: By far the best on meadowlark, thanks for not whining about politics.

23% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Found this podcast through listening to What’s Up Bro (WuBro) podcast. Nery mentioned how much of a fan he is of this show and how much he loved being on an episode that I had to check it out for myself. Absolutely loved his episode and hope he shows up on many more. I’m now listening to as many as I can to catch up. I’m PHILE-ing this whole show!

Go check out the YT channel Space Ice, it is great complimentary content for Cinephobiacs, ESPECIALLY for Seagal and JCVD

My favorite podcast. I joined the Patreon to get it a day earlier. Could you add Patrick Swayze’s Steel Dawn to the list please.

Started from scratch (gday!) and getting a kick out of unearthing the jewels that are sound bites and call backs. I got a little plot liftoff and was totally offended at listening to knowing! AMERICATHON … a truly bad movie saved by a stellar soundtrack. Sadly no Tony Medley.

This show does not care or respect its fans. Unfollow and Rate 1 star. Zach Harper is leading the downfall of this show by openly disrespecting the loyal fans who have supported this show over the years.

New format is the worst! You ruined Boondocks Saints episode!

Was my favorite pod, now it’s not even tolerable in this new format. Phobe.

Do Fantastic Beasts: Crimes of Grindelwald! Jonny Depp! If you like the Now You See Me 2 episode, you’ll love this one and/or it is a movie to torture Amin.

love the show, listen while driving and working out. you should do “lockout” with guy pearce barely qualifies.

I don’t enjoy the new format.

Has that cheap podcast audio where the beginning of every sentence is missing - and then you realize the sentences aren’t worth trying to listen to.

DQ - Operation Dumbo Drop Danny Glover, Ray Liotta, & Dennis Leary Vietnam War setting, ridiculous plot. Do it, you cowards!

I stopped listening to Dan Lebetard for one reason amd one reason only, the talentwess Woy Bewwamy. I have zero clue why anyone would want to hear a single thing he has to say. And this is how we start a new Year of Cinephobe?! I’m extremely disappointed and in a bad mood instead of being excited for my once a week guilty pleasure that is Cinephobe. I will NOT listen to any episode that that hack is on. Hey Woy! Shut up but if you really need to say something unfunny and uninspired try using all 26 letters of the English alphabet. Better yet, go play in busy traffic. Hope you have a horrible year/life.

You love movies then this is for you and we need a street fight episode file

What a show!!!! You 3 are great together. Comedy gold! Thank you!

I appreciate you taking the time to entertain the troops (people who are working on Thanksgiving). I would be bored stiff. Keep cranking out the hits!

“My Hat!!”

BOP BOP BOOP BEEP!

I have heard about this show for a while now and finally gave it a shot. I cannot believe how entertaining this show is! I love movies and listening to the Final Destination episode was such a treat. Cannot recommend this show enough!

I just wanted to give y’all 5 stars. However, Zach should consider going back to college considering he thinks Missouri isn’t a part of the south. It’s below the extended Mason-Dixon line you bingo.

I laughed on average once per minute. These guys are a great combination of wit, and an obvious love for movies. I only wish I’d started listening long ago so that I’d understand their many internal references. Word of Wisdom: I thought I’d go watch one of their subjects to see if it’s as bad as the claims. In this case, Jack Reacher: Never go Back. Mistake. Don’t do that. It was horrible.

Cinephobe iz RRREALLY RREALLY GOOOD. It’s the podcast featuring Amin Elhassan and Zach Harper where they watch movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes and try to ascertain whether they are accurately poorly rated or perhaps didn’t get a fair shake. That’s Cinephobe. It’s produced by Anthony Mayes, presented by Count the Dings and available on all platforms. Your note: “An hour left in this movie.” My note: An hour left in this podcast.”👀 🎥😱‼️ My Suggestion: “Thrashin’”..? 🧐

In light of current events and upcoming elections allow me to suggest The Distinguished Gentleman! 13% critics, 37% audience so it double qualifies, and it’s Eddie right as he’s starting to lose his powers so it’s NUTS

Just discovered the pod and I’m in tears Can i submit the hood classic Booty Call with Jamie Fox and Tommy Davidson or Get rich or die tryin

I was today years old when I learned it was only 33% on rotten tomatoes… sheer blasphemy! Also Waterworld, please!