In this hilarious episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive deep into the art of everyday annoyances — from awkward business calls hijacked by political rants to the absurdity of sharing drinks with friends. The comedians riff on personal quirks, “scavats” etiquette, toilet paper “jail,” and the maddening behavior of delisI that refuse phone orders minutes before closing. Packed with relatable gripes, raw honesty, and nonstop banter, this episode blends outrageous humor with moments of surprising relatability. Fans will love the chemistry between Bobby and Paul as they debate seltzer slurping, call out clueless customer service, and roast each other’s habits — all while inviting listeners to share their own “bones to pick.” Whether you’re here for the laughs, the fan-submitted gripes, or just to watch two friends go to war over soda etiquette, this is Bone to Pick at its funniest. Support the show and start your free online Hims visit at https://www.hims.com/BONE Join our Patreon for bonus episodes and early releases: patreon.com/bonetopickcast

Jewish food vs. Indian cuisine, the subtle art of the backhanded compliment and more! The crew shares personal stories, fan-submitted “bones,” and off-the-rails tangents that range from food delivery disasters to petty airplane etiquette. Expect chaotic energy, coffee spills, and raw honesty as they unpack why little things — like four-leaf clovers and window-seat power struggles — can drive us insane. Join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast

Aired LIVE on July 14th for Patreon members only! Join now for future live shows and more at patreon.com/bonetopickcast. On this wild, no-pants-needed episode of A Bone to Pick, Bobby Kelly and Paul Virzi dive headfirst into chaos, comedy, and capitalism—from torrential rain in NYC to overpriced umbrellas, t-shirt mob scenes, and the absurdity of do-it-yourself restaurant meals. Hilariously unfiltered and painfully relatable, the guys unpack how society unravels at the drop of a giveaway or a drizzle of rain. Plus, listeners deliver jaw-dropping “bones to pick,” including a former farmhand’s tale of mercy-killing a goose and a listener’s heart-wrenching yet uplifting story of resilience after divorce, illness, and rebuilding life at 51. This episode is part outrageous comedy, part gut-punching honesty—and all deeply human. If you’ve ever hated soggy socks, waited in line for a free shirt, or questioned the price of shrimp you had to peel yourself, this one’s for you.

In this wild and hilarious episode of Bone to Pick, comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi unleash a barrage of grievances ranging from prison-tatted waiters to Fourth of July neighborhood snitches. With unfiltered honesty and razor-sharp wit, the duo dives into fan-submitted "bones to pick" and exposes the absurdities of modern life—from meditating in parking lots to hot dog competition etiquette. Packed with rants, roasts, and raw laughs, this episode captures the chaotic brilliance of two comics at the top of their game. Whether it’s a backyard fireworks war turned political feud or a ShopRite cashier pushing the limits of handoff etiquette, no petty annoyance is safe. It’s real talk for real people—ridiculous, relatable, and riotously funny. Subscribe, buckle in, and prepare to pick a bone of your own. Support the show & start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/BONE Join the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

From men shamelessly rocking flowery beach totes to the etiquette of sharing pizza like a civilized adult. They break down awkward encounters with restaurant staff using the same bathroom as guests, roast politicians with savage comedic precision, and tackle the eternal struggle of trusting GPS apps over your own “shortcut” instincts. This unapologetically honest conversation blends edgy humor with relatable rants, featuring fan-submitted “bones” and laugh-out-loud reenactments. Whether you’re team backpack or team tote, you’ll find something to scream-laugh about in

Wild rants about fireworks disasters, Fourth of July chaos, and the myth of pizza crust being the “best part.” From Bobby’s accidental sleeveless biker look to Paul’s shady run-ins with shipping yards and illegal fireworks, the guys explore their bones to pick with everything from motorcycle clubs hijacking intersections to absurd password requirements at gas station rewards programs. Fans also weigh in with their own gripes about automated job applications and flimsy paper towels. Packed with laughs, relatable complaints, and raw honesty, this episode is a comedy rollercoaster you won’t want to miss. Subscribe, share, and join the conversation as the guys fix the world one bone at a time   Start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/BONE

From dealing with entitled frat bros and clueless teens to traumatic pool horseplay and balloon-wielding moms at graduations, no pet peeve is safe. With surprise bones from fan emails and Robert’s own son Max joining the action, this episode blends stand-up-style rants with real-world absurdities. Comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive into a wild mix of personal gripes and relatable frustrations.    

On this episode of Bone to Pick, comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go off on everything from fake watch guys and sneakerhead culture to “fat shots,” wedding etiquette, and the rage-inducing people who watch sports on their phones at concerts. They’re joined by Mikey, fresh off his wedding and new fitness journey, to roast passive-aggressive neighbors, call out emotional manipulation with the word "whatever," and dig into why reality cooking shows are more sob story than skill. Hilarious fan-submitted gripes round out a chaotic, brutally honest episode that proves everybody’s got a bone to pick. Support the show and get 10% off your Ridge order. Head to https://www.ridge.com/BONE

Starting with backward hats and “angsty leans,” and spiraling into youth sports parent drama, line-cutting psychos, disgusting public restroom etiquette, and unspoken bro-code body language, comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive into real-life rants and absurd grievances—They also tackle fan-submitted bones like bread twist ties and drivers who block ambulances. Whether it’s dissecting suburban dad fashion or fighting off nose-blowers at the casino, nothing is off-limits. It’s equal parts therapy, chaos, and comedy gold. Start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/BONE Join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

Don't leave crumbs in the butter!! The boys go off on summertime sidewalk hogs, picture-perfect expectations, soggy butter etiquette, and the death of durable socks. With unfiltered rants and fan-submitted gripes, the duo exposes everyday annoyances with raw honesty and big laughs. From chaotic Navy SEAL dreams to emotional wedding rants, it's a wild ride of stand-up-level commentary, street-level social analysis, and absurdity. Whether you're tired of sidewalk clogs or crumb-covered spreads, this episode’s got a bone to pick for you.   Check out our patreon www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast