This week, we returned from summer break with an epic prank on Howard Stern's show (that fooled more people than we expected) and I recapped my summer break including some house guests and a Metallica show in the Hamptons. Plus, John rated my performance on the "Love Island USA" reunion (second behind the chicken tenders at his watch party). Then, my contact lens saga continues and I revealed my weight loss secret. Later, I showed the kids our new home, started drama with the W Hotel in Hoboken, and went on an epic journey to replace my lost passport!