This week, I finally have a new eye which you'll hear all about (plus I may be in love with my new eye doctor.) The kids are at it again and we checked in on the Liza Minnelli audiobook club. Then, one caller congratulated me on my WashU commencement speech announcement while another suggested I needed to hire a speech writer. (This 5x NYT bestselling author/bitch can write!) Plus, Jordan is leaving us next week and there are some concerns about our breakfast delivery.

This week, I spent the weekend in LA to tape the Beverly Hills reunion and hit up a few Oscars parties (including a luncheon that got a bit awkward...my bad!). Afterwards, I flew to Austin for South by Southwest to announce my lil' AI Andy! Then, it was Family Day at Ben's school and I'm zeroing in a plan for Lucy's Birthday.

This week, Spring has sprung in NYC and we are REINVIGORATED. This weekend, I was about to go to my long-awaited dinner with the men of Southern Charm when another pal (SPOILER: it was John Mayer) asked if he could crash and had a lot of thoughts!). Then, I got my eye surgery booked for next week and we talked (too much?) about that. I’m still debating our Spring Break vacation and whatever Lucy's birthday party is going to be. I'm thinking a Cat Cafe?! Plus, I was SNUBBED by the Watch What Happens Live softball team and I'm working with the kids on their manners.

This week, I went to St. Louis for a day to visit Evelyn and cooked up another job for me to do with Straight Dave. I made it back to NY in time to take Ben to a Chess tournament, which he loved. Then maybe hated? John got a spray tan that I had strong opinions on, which is saying a lot coming from a tanning lover. We spent a lot of time on Barbra’s most recent Instagram post. Then, I had a mini meltdown over having to plan a Spring Break trip AND a birthday party for Lucy (note to Daryn: get a Cat Cafe on the phone, immediately). Plus, SO MUCH Bravo to talk about: The Traitors finale and reunion, Potomac reunion, the new seasons of RHONY and ATL...an embarrassment of riches!

This week, John and I are back from Winter Break. I talk all about my vacation in the Bahamas and John's temporary teeth (it's a marathon, not a sprint). Then, while I was hatched down at home during NY Blizzard 2.0, John got stuck in L.A. with not enough panties. We chatted about my taping of "The Traitors" reunion and recapped our romantic Valentine’s Day date (plus Ben!) to get our ears waxed. Plus, Ben told me I was the best Daddy in the world...but not for the reason I expected.

This week, we're off for winter break, but have a doozy of a new episode for you. It's the highly polarizing but always amusing 3rd Annual Whisper Wednesday... and the best one yet, if we do say so ourselves. The tea was HOT, the secrets were EPIC, and our voices were trashed. John and I will be back with new tales of our weeks off, Bravo gossip, and a whole lot more.

This week, we start with a recap of my Nerds Party - I mean, Super Bowl party, where I learned one of my esteemed guests also low-key had a commercial! John and I talked about Bad Bunny’s halftime show and everyone's reactions to it. Then, I went to Lucy’s school which was super cute, until a confrontation 3-year-old hit me with an unexpected question (kids say the darndest things, amiright?!) Plus, we talk Jill Zarin, open the Listener Mail Bag, and more.

This week, Ben dealt me a devastating blow when he told me I looked like a Grandpa. And this was after I threw Ben a grand ol' Slime birthday party...which he had major regrets over (great!) Then, I learned that I hate Kinetic Sand (a little too late, but...) and we talked The Traitors, RHONY OG cast show, and my one-on-one with Karen Huger. Plus, I'm so excited for my Super Bowl commercial and party, which makes one of us because John seems 50/50 on his RSVP.

This week, we battled a Blizzard - plus some technical and child difficulties - at the beginning of the week, but STILL WE RISE. John and I recapped AC2 at The Beacon over the weekend and how I mayyyy have a ghost in the apartment? Then, my Super Bowl Commercial teaser came out and I grapple with the decision to turn down an invite to the game to throw a party with the kids. Plus, I had a horrible morning and made John hear alllll my complaints.

This week, John and I did Tuesday’s show from my freezing cold home office (but hey, the floors are heated?), I recounted my weekend at the (sexyyyy) Vanderpump Rules Reunion and Bob Weir’s incredible funeral in San Francisco. Then, we went through a lot Pop Culture this week (including the Beckham family drama) and more updates on Ben’s Birthday Party plans. Plus, I falsely accused Lucy of a crime, which I felt horrible about.