The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
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I love you tripsie and catie!
You guys are so funny and skinny!!!! I hope nothing bad ever happens to you!!
Kenny (a girl Kenny)
Devastating
A stunning combination of media literacy and daytime sobriety. A triumph of the inhuman spirit.
Bro_dey
i love bald people now
this is my favorite pod to listen to!!! last night i saw a man that looked like trixie and i couldn’t take my eyes off him!! it was such a treat to see a lookalike in public!!! im hoping i see a katya lookalike next 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
TunaLynn_
Ooooooh
There ain’t no other way
jessk7
Stay beautiful, balds! 🖤
Words aren’t enough to describe my feelings for these two incredible biological women who cover the tough topics, so I’ll let some carefully chosen song lyrics do it for me: Katya: ‘Does his makeup in his room, douse himself in cheap perfume, eyeholes in a paper bag… greatest lay I ever had.” (Nancy Boy, Placebo) Trixie: “Once upon a time, there was a little black girl in the Brewster Projects of Detroit, Michigan.” (Supermodel, RuPaul)
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Throat goat 🐐
Confirmed Russian Propaganda
It’s always been a mixed bag with this show. They’re out here advertising their new tour, but last time I saw them live was 5 years ago, right as the invasion of Ukraine was starting. One of them did a Russian performance like it was cute. Everyone clapped. I didn’t. It was one of the most tone-deaf things I’ve seen onstage. And here they are trying to get that money again. Momma stop promoting Putin before you get my money dimes thank you - Brittany
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Jennifer-Loo
I love Mondays now.
You’ve now been deemed my Bone Temple Pilots. I feel like I’m going to Spooky Island weekly to observe the most ghoulish of topics. I don’t know a better duo that balances ying and yang so well.
Huntsville_Native
It works
Product came just as described. Good quality at a reasonable price. Smooth functioning and intuitive user interface. Sturdy.
Neutral observer Sean K
Remoron-please try it!!
I also had horrible anxiety like u that used to wake me up in the morning exactly the same and this random medication Remoron treated it so well.
Kelcie Lewis
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Thx for giving Kelly a mic
brinx00
#1 HVAC podcast
Hold onto your wiglet, Debra.
Novalune13
The Bald and the Bowlcut
The Bald and the Bowlcut is an ace bandage for my sprained aʂʂ of a life. For those days when I wake up bruised and confused on the hardwood, all four posters right up my gravy funnel, no one gets me together like Sabrina Carpenter and Sabrina Cryptkeeper. You two are my subscription drugs. Seriously though, you’ve turned the wig around on my prospects. As a chronic recluse, my unfortunate appellation had kept me homebound all my life—neither Marie nor Maria. I know! What were my parents thinking? Well, probably that they’d never seen autoerotic asphyxiation performed with an umbilical cord. Between that ill-fated start and my sister’s tragic passing in a rowboat accident, I often felt that nothing I’d done in my life was any good and I was destined for ʂսicide. But look at me now! As long as Tracy never misses another show, my grip on life stays tighter than my #2 acrylic. Speaking of Ms. Sewhora, I just have to say—Trixie, you and Amie have been eating the house down lately. The TV screen dress? Color me aghast, agape, and agog. You are truly a style icon whose name belongs in the books right next to Elvira and Amanda Lapore. And Katya, I love your attitude.
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Denise Riсhards
UNHHhhhh so joyfulll uuhhhnnnnnn
I hope these two biological women truly understand the deeply meaningful joy their work gives to so many people. I’ve been binging UNHhhh recently and no matter the content, their comment sections are filled with fans describing the ways a simple video gives them reprieve from their darkest days. Selfishly, I ask- Would you ever react to some UNHhhh greatest hits on the pod? From all of us, thank you.
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J like the letter
Where do I even begin?
Obsessed with these two!!! Best podcast ever!! Thank you for making my day brighter!
Bigbabygrapejuice
Getting My Whole Life
I love you both much and definitely have almost driven off the road laughing. It is so funny when you both talk about horror movies I cannot ever watch(too much of a chicken). Also Trixie your cosmetics are absolutely my favorite glitter eyes and pink lipstick forever
Little Monster Paws
Can’t get enough of these ladies
Me and my best friend watch every episode. I’m pretty sure 50% of our vocabulary is quotes from the show. Also, I have to watch every new episode the day it comes out or else I won’t understand any of the TikTok clips that are taking up my feed. Our favorite quotes are: “Well, it wasn’t” “And you did it at my birthday dinner” “Too flopped out”
A thimble of Kool-Aid 
Yuck!
Cross dresser! I thought I smelled something. Whatever that means… but I supposed this podcast is amazing or whatever but, I don’t know who’s writing that. Anyway, make sure next time you wipe front to back, thus you may not get what you deserve. Peace, love and a major fan -Ryan
Ryan’s Law
This is HUGE for all of me…. but also HUGE for Trixie & Katya
Trixie:”Stay happy topless” 😳 my freshly manicured hands fly to cover my exposed breasts 😮 Trixie how did you know?!?! This episode had me cackling like a witch in my house 😂 these dragoons are all that keeps me sane these days. I laugh, I cry, & I scare my neighbors screeching “OOOOOH THERE AINT NO OTHER WAY” what more can a girl ask for right now
BadWolfGirl3124
They dont know I'm in there
It’s startling that this is the only podcast I’m permitted to listen to over the hospital loudspeakers, even though I often feel overwhelmed and struggle to resist The Urge during my private sessions in the morgue.
flickingbean
Great pod!
Love listening to these bald old women yap while I’m at work! 5-stars! My manager told me I have to stop referring to our customers as “the F-A-G’s” though.
branV16
Yall bring me joy
I’m obsessed and always have been thanks for making me laugh out loud walking around and being the best can’t wait to see yall live in Boston! Boop!
laurel50
Yes Mary
Love both you! Have from the moment I saw you on Drag Race! 😘😘😘😘😘
Taugh16
The sunshine of my morning
Trixie and Katya, thank you so much for creating this podcast! My friend recommended it to me and my first episode was the Pam Bondi one. Your banter makes me laugh so hard I get concerned I’m becoming a bit unsafe to drive. I love the combination of low brow and high brow and perfect brows. I want to say it feels like I’m hanging out with you, but honestly I prefer thinking it feels like I’m a voyeur listening in on your conversations. I’m just so ignorant of and fascinated by drag queen culture so I’m learning a lot! The surprise casual references to 80s/90s pop culture also make me feel nostalgic. Thank you for discussing both important political/social topics astutely while also not being afraid to be absolutely and wildly inappropriate two seconds later. Your podcast really brings much-needed joy to my commute in this dumpster fire of a world. Even the ads are hilarious. Much love from MD! P.S: Despite your self-deprecating insistence to the contrary, I think both of you are handsome out of drag!
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AnonymousHSteacher
Straight men could never
You girls make me laugh more than any straight male stand up comic. Thank you for the fun outlet from all the boring straights.
kevins sweatpants
Ads are crazy
Thanks apple podcast for fast forward. Not listening to essay long ads. Say the advertiser and move on!
0tterdisaster
Blowing out crack bubbles
Please please come to PHX AZ! Love love Y’all!
social mariposa
Troubled F.A.G
As one of those F.A.G currently going thru a breakup from a 10 year relationship. Listening to these bald and beautiful humans helps get me through the day.
85Lulu85
Tracy
I stand for Tracy and the lovely background giggles. Isn’t she all of us? Thank all yall for makin stuff, appreciate it 🤙🏼
Emmykat13
Is this heaven?
Is this heaven or is it just a white woman’s podcast? It’s whack-a-doodle time every week with these two thin and stunning ladies. This show captures such humor and vulnerability, making you feel like you’re at lunch with your friends. Never change — we love you!
Malthegal
High From Brighton!
I love listening to two of my favourite people while running my morning 10k on the Brighton UK seafront while totally stoned. Couldn’t stop laughing at the fact that I say your vocal stims while at work. Every time I wash the dishes I say out loud “I wouldn’t be surprised if we never saw Denice Richards again.”
KaraLagerfeld
Bald
This podcast solves my commute blues. Litchrally (British accent). Thank you for the laughs ladies!
FaithWasLike
My fave pod to escape this hellscape
I wake up every morning on Tuesday and doomscroll just enough to almost hit depression but I know that I have my medicine waiting for me. This podcast is the perfect way to just feel something good again. Laugh at the craziness, the random stories, the hilarious guest. This and everything Trixie and Katya do is the best part of waking up. Truly Folgers can kick rocks…
Pandaloon
The wake up wrap is not 89 cents.
A girl can dream but not with these inflated prices. The wake up wrap is 3.09 after tax (depending on where you’re at). Friend of the pod. ❤️
lexxV341
My all time favorite
This podcast alone has made Tuesdays my favorite day of the week. Anytime these two are together and chatting, I’m hooked, regardless of the topic. Love you ladies!
ReillyRM
Helpful?
Was crashing out at work and this calmed me down😌 I love these two biological women ❤️
cait19981000
Hi, bald.
Obsessed with this show. Can’t stop, won’t stop.
Miss DeedeeMagadoodoo
Poor Man’s Amy Poehler
Worst episode of Good Hang
Mari, your biggest fan
Fun fact
Fun fact, I didn’t realize until recently that I went to college with Trixie and was actually in choir with her! I wish I would have gotten to know you back then because I feel like you’d have brightened my days. You guys are bright lights in the sea of darkness that is this world right now and I look forward to listening/watching you both every week. Thanks providing content that makes me actually cry laughing. ♥️
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davie style
Drop Hims
Long time listener, first time commenter. The podcast itself is 5 stars, but it is disappointing that they are advertising for Hims. Hims is pushing non-FDA approved compound GLP-1s. Reaaaally shady. They are exploiting people’s health problems and insecurities to make money. Y’all are better than that.
smallfatbigheart
Love them
Always hilarious no matter what they’re talking about 🫶🏻 OO THERE AINT NO OTHER WAY
142zoe
Gary Busey says yes
This is the only podcast that makes me LOL LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH I had to look up Gary Busey
roxy grey
Love the laughing girl!
The girl who laughs in the background is perhaps the best part of this show!
Mfpaluch
hilarious. #everything
i just discovered this podcast and now i can’t stop listening. my new favorite! and whoever that girl is laughing in the background, please don’t stop. when she starts laughing, i laugh even more. also y’all MUST do your own Olympics podcast/youtube/all the things. keep on being bald, hilarious, and beautiful! queen!
dieselwatts
Love, but…
Have to agree with the recent review - the background laughing is annoying. Be a guest on a mic or zip it!
Tut85
Love That You Shouted Out Lushious!
Lushious is such an original, like you two! None of you “reheat the nachos” talking about Drag Race and present the most fun, entertaining and interesting content around. Hearing you riff off of one another is sublime. Lushious is the only guest you’ve ever had that keeps up and then exceeds expectations! Please have her back! Please! World Peace depends on it! 😁
Minge33
30 min ads??
You guys literally read a bunch of different ads for over 30 minutes. I love you two a lot, but it makes me not wanna listen to you guys at all
igbidnxjs
Great pod, insufferable ads
The pod is great but the ads are long an insufferable.
EME2026
My favorite
I need these voices in my ears a LOT
danapele
All commercials
Literally never ever seen a podcast with 7-8 min of straight commercials. When Kataya reads it makes me wanna take a hostage ur not funny u sound insane. Read it normal. No one wants to hear your dramatic weird nonsense. They have on average 25 min of commercials on a 60 min pod you tell me is it for money? Yeah. The pod isn’t funny has no substance whatsoever.
837394Hal
Used to be good
Two people who have known each other for too long recap media they have recently watched, because they have nothing else to say to each other
Sorry About This!
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