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The Chopping Block: The Ethereum Foundation Manifesto + Who Really Runs Crypto?
1 hour 11 minutes Posted Mar 19, 2026 at 8:18 pm.
Intro
EF Mandate Explained
Pragmatists vs. Cypherpunks
Tay’s Middle Ground
David Reads Between Lines
Tom & Tarun Push Back
EF Factions & Solana Shadow
Does Ethereum Want Growth
Virtue Signaling
Where to Build Now
Solana Support vs Ethereum Stability
EF Promotion & Builder Support
Goldilocks Time Horizons
Ethereum Soul and Body
Does EF Leadership Matter?
Stewardship and Market Failures
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Crypto insiders debate the Ethereum Foundation’s new “CROPS” mandate: is the EF losing touch with builders, why does Solana keep pulling startups away, and what will it actually take for Ethereum to stay ahead? Expect a candid conversation on governance, comms, and crypto culture wars.
Welcome to The Chopping Block — where crypto insiders Haseeb Qureshi, Tom Schmidt, Tarun Chitra, and Robert Leshner chop it up about the latest in crypto. This week we’ve got plenty of firepower with special guests Taylor Monahan (formerly of MetaMask, now a security sensei) and Bankless impresario David Hoffman. The crew digs into the Ethereum Foundation’s freshly dropped “CROPS” manifesto — a 38-page PDF full of cypherpunk values, new acronyms, and debate fuel.
What does it really say about where Ethereum is headed? Is EF finally embracing “sanctuary tech,” or just giving startups another reason to choose Solana? Who deserves credit for Ethereum’s growth: the Foundation, the community, or the market?
Expect sharp takes on EF’s endless comms problems, why L2s aren’t a cure-all, and whether crypto culture matters as much as the tech. It’s a spicy, insider-heavy episode — so grab your popcorn and dive in.
Listen to the episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pods, Fountain, Podcast Addict, Pocket Casts, Amazon Music, or on your favorite podcast platform.
Show highlights
🔹 Ethereum Foundation’s new CROPS mandate—what it says, what it avoids, and why it sparked a vibe war  
🔹 Is Vitalik’s “sanctuary tech” vision pushing builders away or just keeping Ethereum pure?  
🔹 The never-ending battle between “cypherpunks” and “pragmatists” in Ethereum’s governance  
🔹 Why Ethereum’s “bad comms” tradition keeps causing existential crises  
🔹 Solana’s support playbook: How culture, not tech, is dominating the builder mindshare  
🔹 Are new projects ditching Ethereum L1 for Base, Arbitrum, and Solana—and does platform risk even matter now?  
🔹 Should EF just stick to research, or actually help grow the ecosystem? And what does “supporting builders” actually mean?  
🔹 Can you keep your values if you don’t win? The hard truths of crypto capitalism  
🔹 Lessons from Defi Summer, NFT mania, and what L2 drama says about ecosystem incentives  
🔹 Haseeb goes “political”: Why virtue-signaling and simple narratives are killing real debate
Hosts
⭐️ Haseeb Qureshi, Managing Partner at Dragonfly
⭐️ Tarun Chitra, Managing Partner at Robot Ventures
⭐️ Tom Schmidt, General Partner at Dragonfly 
Guest
⭐️ Taylor Monahan, Security expert & Host of Uneasy Money⭐️ David Hoffman, Host of Bankless
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