Christopher Schwarzenegger may look transformed after his dramatic weight loss, yet sources tell #ShuterScoop he feels “deeply uncomfortable” with the attention it brings. Meanwhile, Taylor Swift’s dancers quietly lining up other jobs is all the proof insiders need that she has no tour plans for her new album. And Joe Jonas? He’s steering clear of purity rings and leaning into sex talk, dropping racy Mile High Club jokes that leave friends howling — and critics rolling their eyes.

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