Our heroes have slain the giant pigeon! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) blended smites and the light of his moonbeam, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finished the beast with a perfectly placed arrow, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced himself he was stronger than Tempus. But what will happen now that carts are exploding in the distance? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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9.09 - You Suck

Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons is a podcast where improvisers who’ve never roleplayed before journey into the world of Dungeons & Dragons. The series is hosted by our dungeon master, Tom McGee, and features our regular players - the sneaky Tyler Hewitt, the brilliant Laura Hamstra, and the flatulent Ryan LaPlante - alongside a rotating cast of special guests. Featured on Spotify, ScreenRant, Lifehacker, and the official Dungeons & Dragons podcast Dragon Talk, Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons is regularly in the top 10 comedy fiction podcasts around the globe and ranked #2 of the top 50 fiction podcasts (and #72 of ALL podcasts) on Spotify in the USA. ScreenRant said of the show, "There's nothing better for beginning players!" So, join our heroes and find out why Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons has been downloaded more than 17 million times! You can follow the show on any social @dumbdumbdice, and become a hero yourself by joining our table at www.dumbdumbdice.com/join