Captain Planteer is back and up to no good! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is respectful of legal repercussions but the Butthammer wants to go to war, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) found Cormium Planteer asking for sanctuary outside the city walls, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) consulted with Anyn about this new international threat. Can Assguard afford to help Cormium escape the Captain? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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