Uncle Si’s recent stint in the ER gives the internet a meltdown with circulating rumors of his untimely demise. Phillip is tired of having to constantly give proof of life to people calling and texting their condolences, but Si takes it all in stride. John-David offers a confusing stance on what he calls “boat money,” and Martin is giddy over President Trump’s ability to send his opponents into a frenzy. Si loves the idea of the Gulf of America, but apparently online maps don’t.

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