Callie and Juliet are back to recap the feature-length film that is ‘Bachelor in Paradise’! They try to figure out why the episodes are so long before getting into the Lexi, Susie, and Justin love triangle

They talk about their love for Alexe

and try to pick sides in the Zoe and Brian drama

They choose which islanders have had the biggest glow-up and praise Bailey for hers

and they discuss why Jonathon can’t seem to stay in a relationship

They break down the hotel situation this season and whether all of the changes made to the show format are good

and they have a very serious conversation about mediocre men

Finally, they address the golden contestants joining the show

and the abundance of men in capris this season